What the Evangelical Haters Are Really Saying

When I became an evangelical Christian 40 years ago this past December, I had no idea what I was getting into.

I was only sixteen. So what were “evangelicals” to me? People who liked to run hospitals and rent out their churches for free? How should I know?

Richard Flory Article cropped and 50 percent correctedIt took a few months for me to realize that not only had I become one of them, but that—hey!—now it was 1976!

This was the year that George Gallup (in Time magazine), and a Newsweek cover story dubbed, “The Year of the Evangelical!”1 This was the year that Jimmy Carter won the U.S. Presidential election with a Bible under his arm on his way to teaching Sunday School classes! The year that the New York Times Best-Seller list advertised that former Watergate hatchet-man Chuck Colson was Born Again!

It turned out that this evangelicalism thing I joined was kind of a big deal.

Getting to know this new world would take me through five evangelical institutions of higher education (two of which employed me, one conservative the other loosey-goosey), a brief stint in church ministry, and countless hours of pouring over the Bible and theological texts in worship services, adult Sunday School classes, small groups, and in my own private studies.

And if there’s one thing I learned through all my immersion in this biblical-worldview subculture, it is this: the world doesn’t give a rip about our biblical-worldview subculture—unless, of course, it affects them personally, or becomes useful to satisfy their appetite for ridicule and mockery.

This is especially true of the secular-pluralist world, which prefers to view all religion as symptomatic of some form of social psychosis. The inhabitants of that world do not take the things we believe seriously for half a minute.

And why should they? We believe things that they find ridiculous. So ridiculous, in fact, that they are compelled to explain them in psycho-socio-political terms rather than as what they are: religious beliefs.

“Beliefs?!” In the great echo chamber of secular pluralism evangelicals do not have “beliefs.” Instead, evangelicals have “obsessions,”2 “paranoid delusions,”3 “persecution complexes,”4 and “bigotries.”5 Whatever “beliefs” they claim to have can be safely dismissed as cruel dogmas designed to “abuse,” “terrorize,” and inflict “trauma,” in order to “shame” people into conformity.6

It does not matter if the vast majority of evangelicals self-identify according to what is actually written in their statements of faith, and that they find all of these caricatures to be utterly foreign to their religious experience. In today’s world, a man should be able to “safely” self-identify as a woman, and a white woman should be able to “safely” self-identify as an African American, but to self-identify as someone with evangelical beliefs automatically renders your beliefs irrelevant, especially when they conflict with the latest trendy social agenda.

Nowhere do we find the prevailing secular-pluralist view that evangelicalism is more of a pathology than a religion more clearly expressed than in Richard Flory’s jeremiad on the Wheaton College/Larycia Hawkins controversy titled, “What The Fight Over Allah Says About The Future Of Evangelical Christianity.” For those with limited time on their hands, in lieu of Flory’s 1,435-word essay, I commend my own 285-word summary:

Evangelicalism is not founded on any actual beliefs. It is founded on the fear of change. And upon that foundation evangelicalism constructed a belief system to avoid dealing with change. All that theology mumbo-jumbo is just a smoke-screen for a brand of metathesiophobia (fear of change) that sprays the machine gun bullets of faux orthodoxy at anything that moves. So all this is happening because evangelicals are white, middle-class, straight, and politically and religiously reactionary.

But the times they are a-changing!

So there’s no real point in discussing the so-called theology of evangelicals such as those at Wheaton College. It can be safely ignored for the purpose of analyzing the Larycia Hawkins ordeal. And besides, Hawkins says there’s no real theological problem here, so we should just read her version of things and ignore Wheaton’s. After all, it’s safe to assume that since she’s black, female, and takes the predominant secular-pluralist view of the relationship between Islam and Christianity, and thus automatically qualifies as oppressed by the white-male-Christian-privilege culture, and that since all oppressed people are more credible than non-oppressed people especially when describing the multitudinous ways in which they are oppressed (including being fired from well-paying faculty positions), that to side with her is to side with all that is good and pure and wholesome in this case.

But not to worry: we won’t be bothered by these cultural troglodytes posing as theologians for too much longer. It’s gradually dawning on most people these days that what the ancient historian Tacitus wrote about the evangelicals of his day is still true: they are haters of mankind 7  who will eventually marginalize themselves out of existence. I’m writing this just to help the process along.

It can be comforting to believe that those you hate are simply pathetically-fearful little people who will gradually scurry off into some dark little corner. But the fact that you have to keep telling yourself and your friends these kinds of things tells us something about you.

It tells us that you’re more afraid of us than we are of you. And it’s all based on the same kind of stereotyping you expect us to believe that you find repugnant.8 Ω


For full disclosure: our Senior Researcher Ron Henzel has an M.A. in Biblical Studies from Wheaton College (2002), and he is waiting for the Larycia Hawkins controversy at his alma mater to completely play out and for all the evidence to be made known before making any judgments about it whatsoever. Gee, how he wishes everyone else would!


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  1.  “Religion: Counting Souls,” Time, October 4, 1976; Kenneth L. Woodward, et. al., “Born-again: The Year of the Evangelical,” in: Newsweek, October 25, 1976.
  2. Cf. Kristen Syme, “An Exploration into the Evangelical Obsession with the Unborn,” Religion Now, June 22, 2015. See also Rachel Held Evans’ reference to “just how out-of-control the evangelical obsession with homosexuality has become” in her article, “On the World Vision Reaction: Some Bad News, Some Good News, and Some Ideas,” May 25, 2014. Oh yeah, right: homosexuals have been pushing their social agenda for 40 years, but it’s the evangelicals who are “obsessed!” Thanks for clarifying that, Rachel!
  3. Cf. Karoli, “Study: White Evangelical Christians Are Paranoid, Delusional,” Crooks & Liars, January 29, 2013.
  4. Cf.. Alan Noble, “The Evangelical Persecution Complex,” The Atlantic, August 4, 2014. And Randall J. Stephens, “‘Religious Liberty’ And The Origins Of The Evangelical Persecution Complex,” Religion Dispatches, January 12, 2016.
  5. David Vanderveen, “Wheaton College’s Orthodoxy Police and the Spiritual Price of Bigotry” in The Blog, Huffington Post, January 11, 2016. Vanderveen proudly reminds his readers that he himself was forced out of Wheaton as a student in the early ’90s for publishing a sexually suggestive poem in a student publication. Oh, those nasty bigots!
  6. Bill Moeller, “I Was Traumatized by Christian Dogma: I Won’t Do the Same to My Child,” AlterNet, July 31, 2014.
  7. In his Annales (The Annals) 15.44, the Roman historian Tacitus (AD 56-117), called the ancient Christians “odio humani generis,” which is usually translated something like, “haters of mankind.”
  8. Joseph Loconte and Michael Cromartie, “Let’s Stop Stereotyping Evangelicals,” Washington Post, November 8, 2006.

Comments

What the Evangelical Haters Are Really Saying — 7 Comments

  1. The situations you describe, how those who believe in the God of the Bible are persecuted across the world and web, are called haters and mentally ill is how I know there is a God. People can say they believe in fairies and elves and unicorns but no one bothers them. People self-identify as something they are biologically not and they are revered. Even those who believe in Confucius, Buddha, metaphysical gods, live on a mountain top as a monk in India devoted to a god, no one says mean spirited things about them or bothers to have whole websites “debunking” them. It is only the God of the Bible that is attacked so rigorously, so hated, so demeaned. I wonder why atheists feel they have to spend so much time on something they claim is not real. If it is not real, fine, but they spend inordinate amounts of time on this one god. Why not give equal amounts of going after those practice Eastern religions or voodoo?
    There must be something about this one true God that is bothering all those who attack him. Maybe He is working in their hearts and minds and they are fighting that.

  2. I appreciate your commenting but I am a bit confused about your response. Ron didn’t address the issue of church growth in this piece but rather the issue was how media portrays Evangelicals as not having any actual beliefs but only fears and phobias about change.

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